Idea #62
Wrap up some batteries and attach a note: "Time to re-charge our relationship. Let's plan a getaway soon."

...And just so you truly grasp the seriousness of how bad this book is, I'll post the next page too....

Idea #63
Buy him a new tape measure and attach a note: "This tape measure isn't long enough to measure my love for you."

Kay, I don't know about your husbands, but my husband would be like: Hey, do you think you could stop wasting our money on this stuff? I already have a tape measure and I'm not really into this new theme decorating kick (see love tip #3 below) you seem to be on, okay?"