It's late. Have just come back from a show. Some guy at the bar tipped me $100. Always nice. Longing for my bed.

Here to post the love tips, and since I can't decide which one is worse, I will post both:

Idea #64:
Purchase a bottle of Eno or a packet of Tums. Attach a note: "My heart burns for you!"

Idea #65:
At Easter purchase plastic Easter eggs and write little notes inside them telling your mate why he/she is an Egg-ceptional Mate, Parent or lover. Hide them around the house and have your spouse search for them.

(Get it? Egg-ceptional? Exceptional. Har har har.)
These do not even warrant a comment. And also, I'm too tired.

More to come....