Conversation between me and Craig the other day:

Me: Oh, I'm so glad we finally have a new can opener. I LOVE this new can opener. I actually look FORWARD to opening cans now.

Craig: mm hmm....

Me: Seriously. I used to dread opening cans. But now, when I remember that we have a new can opener, I actually feel excited about opening a can.

Craig: Yeah, er, okay... I think it's time for a holiday.

(In my defense, the old one was really terrible... It gave out half way around, and I usually ended up prying it off with a butter knife. I almost stabbled myself a few times, and the whole process usually took about 10 minutes.)